Showing posts with label fuckery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fuckery. Show all posts

June 22, 2009

MMVA Drama: Perez Hilton Gets Boom Boom Pow'd and Drake AfterParty Shooting?

The actual award show sucked, but the drama afterwards has me up posting like a crazy person. God bless the internet. Twitter has been going crazy for the past couple of hours. One of the major after parties was the official Drake after party at Century Room. For all of you that don't know, Century Room is considered to be a more upscale club and typically doesn't have too many urban (read: black) people party there. But of course, if you put Drake's name on the bill expect the man and gyal dem.

Anywhoo, I was receiving tweets that the club owners/promoters wanted Future the Prince (the main DJ) to switch the tunes because it was a little to much hip hop and that's when the vibes sort of switched up. To make a long story short, apparently there was a shooting that sent people fleeing left right and centre. ETF (Emergency Task Force, which is the Canadian version of SWAT) came through and cleared out the place. Party done.


Then in other news Perez Hilton himself tweeted that :

I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.
8 minutes ago from Sidekick

I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.
6 minutes ago from Sidekick

Really? Never knew Will.I.Am was moving like that. I wonder what that conversation was like? Will.I.Am punched Perez Hilton in the face. How did we go from partying it up at Ultra, enjoying the weather and the awards to a fist fight? The story is still unfolding, but so far so damn good in my book.

P.S. the above photo is not from last night, it's just an archive photo

UPDATE: Tila Tequila (who is also in town for the awards) tweeted that she received texts from Will.I.Am himself that he did not punch Perez Hilton out. This is the first text :
If you care here are the two other text messages Will.I.Am apparently sent Tila:
Text #1 and Text #2

UPDATE#2: Will.I.Am has taken to the internet via vlog. He posted a video message about "what really happened". He says he didn't punch Perez in the face. Says that Perez was being very rude and insulting and that some fans attacked Perez after he called Will.I.Am a faggot.


About 1 hr ago, Perez decided to vlog about his side of the story and he is sticking to the fact that it was indeed Will.I.Am who punched him in the face and made him bleed. The video is hella long, he is basically agreeing with what Will.I.Am is saying up until the physical altercation. He agreed that he said some stuff that could've gotten them upset but says that "Will.I.Am is a coward and a liar" and maintains that he hit him after he was "shouldered" and "pushed" by a member of the Black Eye Peas' entourage. Best line at 11:03 , an angry "FUCK YOU WILL.I.AM!!!" To watch the video you can check out Perez's website here

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June 21, 2009

Where Are Your People?

Why oh why would you leak this track first Breezy. Even if this is not your first single (which I'm kind of praying it is) wouldn't you try your hardest to make sure it didn't hit cyberspace first. I don't think that Breezy has the most creative control of his career, but don't his people think that if you are trying to stray away from the scandal then one shouldn't release a track called Smash? C'mon now. And my favourite line is "Hold on, are you sure you want to play with fire, i’m guaranteed to take it higher, if you say you don’t then your a liar, yeaaah" ....


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May 21, 2009

Love/Hate Relationship


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Let me preface this post by saying that I LOVE high heels very much. I love the way they look and the instant sex appeal boost. BUT I hate the way the sexy ones make your feet feel. Life is rough. Real rough.

Last month Kizz and I attended Guys and Dolls at Wetbar in Toronto, and while we both looked cute, we only felt cute for a portion of the time. Of course liquor helps but one you slip out of those bad boys and the buzz wears off, it can bring tears to your eyes.

The picture below is from the end of night back at Kizz's place. If you could see my torso you would see that the face says it all. Hair mashup, make up mashup one sexy leg and hot shoe and look at the other foot. Look. At. It. So fellas when we say we are sitting down because our feet hurt, do me a favour and leave us the fuck alone. Remember this photo, it's not always an excuse.

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May 16, 2009

WTF???

Peep the video below


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Did you spot the high 5???
oh and the officers in question got reassignment not fired...just reassigned

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March 19, 2009

Jesus take the wheel

We are way past the intervention stage. Why isn't DR Phill covering this ish?

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March 9, 2009

WTF MTV Canada!? P.1

Firstly, let me state that I used to LOVE going to MTV Canada's MTV Live for a multitude of reasons, such as, the celebrity guests/performances, the show's content, and the free swag. There were meaningful discussions about current events that allowed people from all over the city to get a chance to voice their opinion without it being screened in advance. I made friends and acquaintances just by showing up. I was even starting to friend up the crew. But that all changed sometime last year.


Someone clever thought, let's change the show from 1hr to 30 mins....and let's stop the audience interaction...yeah. Bad move. They changed the format of the show so that viewers and audience members alike just get to sit there and watch pointless bits and listen to Daryn Jones (the host of the show) talk with occassional applause and laughter from the few people that show up in studio.

There used to be funny/interesting/thought provoking segments like Jessi Cruickshank's Dirt, or Gilson Lubin's Word from the Street, or Dan Levy's Modus Poperandi where each host got their respective shine. Now however, MTV Live might as well be called the Paul and Daryn Show. There are only "internet style" bits done where the two play off eachother leaving Nicole Holness to do her little monkey dance on the side. She gets her very own segment featured, once in a blue moon, called Scarborough Farms where she dons the "hood" mentality and accent and talks about ghetto antics.

Needless to say the show is shot to hell. I want to know what happened to my show where we discussed issues like the Black Focused School or offered advice to people who wrote in? Where are the performances by artists like Adele and N.E.R.D? Where are the interviews with people that are really talented? I'm so confused and unfortunately I think there is no going back to the early days. WTF happened Canada? We were doing so well...

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March 5, 2009

IT'S OFFICIAL: Breezy is a Felon!

Earlier today (March 5) the L.A. County District Attorney charged Brown with one count of making a criminal threat and one count of felony assault both against Rihanna. He will be arraigned later this afternoon. A spokesperson for the D.A. told TMZ he could face a maximum of four years and eight months in prison. See what happens Chris when you lick down a woman, hopefully this will teach him, but unfortunately I highly doubt it.

Here are the official documents via TMZ

I say we start a petition: SEND BREEZY TO THE SLAMMER! ...lmao

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March 2, 2009

Ricky MuthaEffin Bobby

Ok, so these "dance crazes" may be new to the states, but us Jamaican folks have been pulling these out of our asses since day 1. From the pepper seed, to the butterfly, to the go go whine (youtube these to be schooled) so things like the mother effin g-slide can sit down. Now looky here, we've got the Ricky Bobby. All I have to say is this dance is reason enough for a break up. If i saw my boyfriend starting to do that bouncy shake thing, it would be a done dadda, no questions asked.

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February 27, 2009

Snuggie aka WTF Blanket

When I first saw the Snuggie commercial, I died of laughter. When Jam saw it knew she couldn't resist. Every time she see's a dumb new product on TV, she wants it.
I'm not even sure if she has even cracked the box open yet to use it.

Jam's Christmas Shamwow gift

But the Snuggie is something else all together. At least the Shamwow can do something regular paper towel can't you know. I can't and will not cosign for this ish when all that's needed is a regular blanket. So no Jam, the Snuggie will not be one of your b days gifts no matter how much you hint at it. What I will will do is show you this here clip so that you can see that others agree how wutless this piece of garbage is...roll clip

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February 22, 2009

Sigh...

I came across this youtube clip of a sweet sixteen...yes a sweet SIXTEEN birthday party while trying to get ideas for my nephews upcoming birthday party. There are no words for this ish.
Do better fam

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February 19, 2009

Rihanna Post Abuse

Source: TMZ

What a way to kick off the blog! We'll admit that we were one of those who believed that this incident was probably being over publicized and exaggerated, but this picture put us in our place. In any event, this is GREAT PR for Rhi Rhi, she will come out with a female empowerment track and be bigger than ever (if that's possible). Not to be inconsiderate, because we don't advocate abuse, but this is not going to make us like her any more or like him any less. She's still a packaged artist who can't sing and Breezy is still the likkle dancer getting down with Elmo. And for the record we don't think Breezy's career is over as long as he has a good PR team. There are people in this industry who have peed on and had sex with teen girls (you already know..and if you don't then please leave a comment to be educated), people who have beat up their wives (*cough, cough* Terrence Howard) and they still had/have great careers. You may not like it, but that's just the way it is. Now cue slick ass elmo!



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